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Poseidon Swim Club P.O. Box 1262 Troy, Michigan 48099-1262 |
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FALL/WINTER 2010-2011 |
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Registration for returning swimmers is now available for the Fall/Winter season. |
Tryouts for the upcoming short course season will be held at Royal Oak High School on Tuesday 9/14/10 6:00p.m. to 8:00 p.m. . Please contact Coach John at pscdrain@comcast.net |
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CURRENT ANNOUNCEMENTS
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QUOTES TO REMEMBER
"I love you Tim!" Coach John to Tim Asmar Cranbrook 7/19/10
Josh Exum: "Where is my towel" Josh's dad: "You're sitting on it" Josh Exum and his dad Bay County Community Pool 7/18/10
"You don't have to wait on me. I have to put mascara on my other eye" Coach Melissa Reynolds talking to Coach John Cranbrook Parking Lot 7/1/10
Coach John: "You might want to remember that you are lactose intolerant" Josh Exum: "Yeah I remember but it will all come out later" Coach John and Josh Exum The Parlour Jackson, Michigan
"I hate people!" Kendra Bradley Los Tres Amigos Jackson, Michigan 6/25/10
"I got my lips stuck in my phone" Tim Asmar Clarkson High School 5/28/10
"Is this a saltwater pool?" Lauren "Bob" Parrottino Berkley High School 5/14/10
We were there!! Longest Waterpolo game in Poseidon History - 8:00 p.m. to 9:02 p.m. Berkley High School 3/19/10
"We make a perfect couple" Bob Parrottino Jenison High School 1/16/09
Tim Asmar "Oh this is the meet where they give out the scarfs. I am going to work really hard now!" Tim Asmar Lake Orion High School 12/12/09
Josh Exum: "When you get old, I am going to slap you cause you won't be able to run and catch me then" Berkley High School 9/18/09
George Exum (Josh's Dad) "Your driver's side door is open on your van" Coach John: No reply just walked off deck and back to the parking lot Southfield Civic Center Very early in the morning 7/9/09
"Come on out and fight like a man,......I mean squirrel" Curtis Barnauskas Coach John's backyard 7/4/09
"Now I know why people don't swim in bikinis" Kendra Bradley Southfield Civic Center 6/29/09
"My fin is cold!" Kendra Bradley Southfield Civic Center 6/29/09
You think I don't say stupid things but I really do say stupid things" Kendra Bradley Troy High School 5/1/09
"Coach John, I want pie. Go order me pie" Tim Asmar Royal Oak Middle School 4/27/09
"I don't even know why I am thinking" Carley Buechner Royal Oak High School 3/11/09
"I think I am going to throw up. It started at the 200" Josh Exum After swimming the 400 I.M. Waterford Mott High School 2/21/09
"Jacob and I went Kabam" Courtney Putters Royal Oak High School 2/18/09
Jackie Rowlett: "I miss Chuck. I need more time between sets." Courtney Putters: "My shoulder hurts! Can you draw pictures and tell me why?" Royal Oak High School 2/16/09
"Maybe it will hurricane again and then you will have a place to swim." Emily Obudzinski Berkley High School 1/29/09
"I was a contestant on Bozo the Clown" Karyn Mroczka (Libby's mom) Berkley High School 1/9/08
"I am not a guy" Zach Donnelly Coach John's House 2nd Annual Medusa/Titan Spaghetti Dinner 12/6/08
"Some people chew gum and some people............." Coach Laura October 2008
"I think I'm going to be Coach John for Halloween" Ananya Shah Royal Oak High School 10/15/08
"Pam Snores" Courtney Putters Best Western - Grandville, Mi 8/1/08
"My Braddles" Jackie Rowlett June 2008 and for all eternity xxoo
"Are you going to put my quote on the website" Courtney Putters Southfield Civic Center 6/23/08
"It's so cold, I can see my breath under water" Zach Donnelly Southfield Civic Center 6/19/08
"My pace in backstroke.....um.....if you paced it like you run.....mine would be a limp" Curtis Barnauskas Athens High School 5/7/08
"Ahhhh! A fifteen minute shower. I love it! Tim Asmar Athens High School 4/30/08
"Kobe is ready to swim" Rohan Tangri Waterford Mott High School 2/3/08
Coach John: "Ut oh" Grace Hogan : "John what did you do?" Coach John on the phone: "J.D., I need you to drive to Athens and bring the jumper cables." Coach John and Grace Hogan Athens Parking Lot 1/31/08
"Look! I am between the lines." Emily Belarski Athens Parking Lot 1/22/08 "Hey- sorry again- Ellen had a swim meet that went late, I forgot my phone, and my babysitter got sick and cancelled. I completely forgot to call you when I got home- they both had a ton of homework and I was focusing on that.. I hope you weren't stuck- I owe you big....." Coach Laura 1/10/08
"There will be benefits" Athens High School January '08 Coach Tracy Coach Stu Coach Naomi Coach Laura Coach John
"I would rather count a 500 then have to swim a 500" Tamar Shrikian Berkley High School 12/20/07
"We couldn't get a time on you because we don't have a sun dial" Coach Ste Athens High School 12/13/07
"I don't consider this set to be fun" Kohar Shrikian Berkley High School 11/16/07
"Don't worry. At least we have each other!" Zach Donnelly talking to Coach John Alex's Restaurant of Berkley 11/2/07
"I think I talked too much" Coach Chuck Costick Activities Center 9/19/07
"Thats how I roll" Rohan Tangri Everywhere All the time
"I like to swim long events because then I can think about things like why the sky is green..................I mean blue!" Courtney Putters Holland Aquatic Center 7/21/07
"Rotating your hips does make you go faster" Curtis Barnauskas Athens High School 7/2/07
"I need a quote on the website" Arianna Armin Cranbrook 6/14/07
"You made me throw up and now I have a bad taste in my mouth" Christina Ricci Berkley High School 5/10/07
"It went ranning" Coach Brian (and he says he graduated from college) Berkley High School 5/10/07
"I'm a girl in case you haven't noticed!" Coach Megan talking to Coach Chuck Coach John's House 3/23/07
"I could have swum faster" Pam Johnson Holt High School 3/2/07
"My That hurts" Tessa Lanzen Berkley High School 1/9/07
"I will not be like Krissy because I will never be trapped in a car for five hours with you, Joe and Chuck. I will just drive myself" Coach Megan Dondero High School 10/10/06
"The way I see it, you are Uncle Phil and I am Carlton." Surya Anand talking to Coach John Eastern Michigan University 6/24/06
"Are all long course pools this long?" Matt Archambault Eastern Michigan University 5/22/06
Coach John: Neutral Head Position is like when your mom or dad goes into the carwash and after the car is lined up in the track the guy yells "NEUTRAL!" Jamie Steinberger" That didn't make any sense at all" 5/2/06 Berkley High School
"Yes" Matt Archambault Kimball High School 4/1/06
"We were doing 50's on the 1:30. I almost didn't make them" Anthony Walker (Sprinter) Troy High School 3/15/06
Tamar: " I have heartburn" Michele: "Tuuuuuuum, tum tum tum" Michele Gerfen and Tamar Shirikian Troy High School 2/8/06
"I am afraid of clowns" Coach Krissy Lake Orion High School 1/28/06
"I like dryland because after two hours of swimming my brain goes "Woo!" " Beth Schroth Kimball High School January 2006
"I have total muscle fatigue." Doogie Dondero High School 12/27/05
"Did you see that? Diane just hugged Tudor!!!!" All of Titan and Medusa Kimball High School 12/17/05
Savannah: "Daddy is that Coach Joe's car?" Coach John: "Yes it is" Savannah: " I wonder which tire went rolling down the street?" Savannah Drain Dondero High School 11/18/05
"I think I don't know" Pam Johnson Kimball High School 10/13/05
David Bradshaw rules the world! BUAHA HA HA! David Bradshaw 10/9/05
Coach Chuck: "Get in and swim seven lengths easy." Greg: "How many lengths is that?" Greg Walker Kimball High School 9/30/05
"Hey John! Its Lauren...Chase. What's shakin? Ha just kidding. So yeah, I was looking through the website and noticed something. I DON'T HAVE A QUOTE ON IT! After all of my years of loyalty, and what? NOTHING! Ha just kidding, again. Okay bye!!!" Lauren Chase September, 2005
"It wasn't where I thought it was. But it was there!" Coach Laura Southfield Civic Center 7/23/05
"If you do backstroke, try not to bonk your head on the wall" Coach Krissy Southfield Civic Center 7/19/05
"I AM out of my comfort zone. I got out of bed this morning!" Jamie Badhorn Southfield Civic Center 7/12/05
"Hi! I'm the Lime Green Chair Lady"
The Lime Green Chair Lady Ella Sharp Pool Jackson, Michigan 7/9/05
"Be a pencil" Coach Chuck Troy High School 7/1/05
"Rebecca: Hey John, I thought we were doing 100's Coach John: We are! Rebecca: Then why did everyone stop after two lengths?" Rebecca Blinstrub Southfield Civic Center (Long Course Pool) June, 2005
"Come on ref! MAKE THE CALL!" (during a waterpolo game of course) J.D. Drain Troy High School 6/10/05
"Oh, I can do that!" Coach Krissy Troy High School 6/9/05
"It's like when you go to the movies. Sometimes you get popcorn and sometimes you don't" Chuck McClune Rockford High School 3/12/05
Diane: "Am I delusional or did I hear music?" Chuck & Joe: "You are delusional and you didn't hear music." Kimball High School 2/10/05
"No lanelines. No swim!" Savannah Drain Clawson High School 1/25/05
"For practice tonight, can we just float?" Doogie Kimball High School 1/10/05
"Swim with your brain" Coach John Kimball High School 12/28/04
"I've counted wrong so many times, I don't even know when I count right anymore!" Surya Anand Troy High School 11/23/04
"Do I have to do that pullout thingy?" Dominik Fleifel Dondero 10/21/04
"Take your brain out. Flip it over. Stick it back in. Rotate!" Chuck McClune Dondero 10/15/04
"No Chatter! Just Deeds!" Chuck McClune Kimball 9/25/04
"You have really nice hair!" "Coach Laura Dondero High School 9/13/04
"John, I missed you this summer!" Diane Schroth Dondero High School 9/13/04
"What's Up?" Yuma Takai Eastern Michigan University 7/30/04
"Oh! Was I supposed to streamline?" Ji Weon Kim Athens High School 7/22/04
"I want to change my name to Dude" Jimmy Hinkson Athens High School 7/13/04
"My name is Julio Iglesias. I am at tough man from the south side of Madrid" Julio Athens H.S. July,2004
"Daddy, I'm at Southfield and I locked my keys in the car. Oh and by the way, when you get here, could you put gas in the car also. I love you daddy!" Coach Cassie Southfield Civic Center 7/10/04
"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile!" Coach Chuck Thursday, 6/24/04 Southfield Civic Center
Giddy Up! Coach Joe Turner before leaving for Texas Troy High School 5/21/04
Coach Ann: "Hey John, how many coaches are going to be at practice tonight. I am having chest pains and I think I am just going to stay home." Coach John: "Go to the hospital!" Coach Ann: "No I am alright. It only hurts when I breathe." Coach John and Coach Ann Phone Conversation 4/29/04
"Nobody is faster. My name is Nobody" Chuck McClune Lake Orion High School 3/13/04
"I can't feel my arms. I can't even feel my brain." Mike Lin University of Michigan 2/14/04
Anonymous Swimmer: "Coach John, I am worried about my fly." Coach John: "Why is that?" Anonymous Swimmer: "I don't know how to do a flip turn yet!" Livonia Community Recreation Center 12/14/03
"It might not be right, but it won't be wrong. Make the change!" Chuck McClune 11/21/03 Troy High
"Wha, Wha, Wha, Wha, Wha, What?" Surya Anand Troy High 11/14/03
"I think everyone who cheats should swim a 1000 fly for time" Diane Schroth Athens H.S. 11/7/03
"I want my mommy!" Former Poseidon Coach Jessica Cordero after experiencing her first earthquake in California. 11/06/03
"I am taking the night off. Someone else can count." Diane Schroth Dondero H.S. 10/30/03
"No John! I didn't count wrong. I really did swim a 500 in four minutes" Mike Lin Dondero H.S. 9/29/03
"The coaches aren't fun like John and Joe were." Former Poseidon swimmer Morgan Jennings commenting on her new swim team in Atlanta, Georgia. "Hey Morgan, we miss you!" September,2003
Ann: John, are you sure the restaurant is on Main Street? John: I thought it was right here. Ellen: So where exactly is the restaurant? Three unidentified people wandering aimlessly around Royal Oak 9/14/03
"The water is 66 degrees. Let's have practice at the Coney Island." Coach John Morning Practice-Southfield Civic Center 7/12/03
"All hail the Sun" Frank Ye Morning Practice - Southfield Civic Center July,2003
"There is no magic dust. You gotta have the luv" J. Drain and C. McClune Winter 2003
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